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ALTnow i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.
this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it
![A tweet by 'stefan heck @boring_as_heck' which says "[mysterious old lady flips over a tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good".](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7d31029f18bb81678a6155b4411e637a/2ab76c318407e7a3-5b/s1280x1920/bec18e4e2f1edfe99534ca8eadd8e5d7cde9c85d.jpg)
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Wisconsin Republicans: “Hey, let’s allow 14 year olds to work in bars, what can possibly go wrong?”
They're just trying to protect the kids!
“I am against child trafficking pizza basements by Hillary and all the woke people who insist being gay is cool, but a tiny 14 year old girl in a bar surrounded by a bunch of angry drunk guys is fine.”
Grizzly 399 is so cool! I went to her Wikipedia page intending to screenshot interesting facts about her, but I would really recommend you go check out the whole thing for yourself.
Grizzly 399 lives in close proximity to humans but has never caused problems or attacked a human - she has taught her many cubs important skills like looking both ways before crossing the road. She has had more triplets than is normal for grizzlies, and is far better at keeping triplets alive than less experienced mothers.
She had 22 progeny, (though not all survived) including Grizzly 610, who in 2011 adopted one of 399’s triplets along with her own two cubs. 399 previously went viral on social media for keeping her quadruplets alive through two seasons, despite bear cubs only having a 55% survival rate.
A beast crushing it on adapting to become more fit for her environment and passing on knowledge to her progeny. Top-tier animal.
When you have to spend 45 minutes arguing the plot of a doll movie cause your political movement is definitely winning in the marketplace of ideas and you attempted to grow a beard to hide your botched lip filler in your old navy outlet Jean jacket.
Why do I always have to try to look like a huge faggy gayman and he does it so effortlessly how is that fair